by fundipper February 3, 2009
When you take a power drill and screw out the inside of your penis and take the shavings put them in a girls vagina and over the course of a week as it seeps out you eat it.
by Jimbob Dandelian November 10, 2010
An iconic symbol of Halloween that 9 times out of 10, ends up smashed in your driveway by a group of assholes before the night is over
Me: Did you see the jack-o-lantern I carved, I did a great job on it!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
A female stripper with a very bad set of teeth. Her teeth represent the carved mouth of a Halloween jack-o-lantern pumpkin.
by Bigjeepdriva May 29, 2017
Person A: So, I heard that Alfredo and Chris did a Jack-o-lantern last night.
Person B: Really? Ouch. How'd he handle it?
Person A: Yeah, Chris couldn't sit right all day today. He kept going to the bathroom with a bottle of aloe vera
Person B: Really? Ouch. How'd he handle it?
Person A: Yeah, Chris couldn't sit right all day today. He kept going to the bathroom with a bottle of aloe vera
by Esteban Estevez October 31, 2011
When a male wraps his scrotum around a flashlight while the lights are off, make his sac resemble a candlelit pumpkin.pumpkingoat
by Phi Delta Tau November 1, 2007
lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption
by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010