Inconsistent Dick 

Someone who is hard and up your ass one minute, but the next, they are soft and can barely get in your head.

It's hard to hate Isaac forever because even though he's a dick, he's an inconsistent dick, and he'll apologize just as soon as he's done being mean to you.

Inconsistent Dick by Garrett Boyle April 18, 2008

Inconsistent Physics Definition 

An IPD (Inconsistent Physics Definintion) is when an entity or object is taken to a different universe than their original universe, but has different laws the entity/object cannot adapt to.

John: Uhh... Bob? Do you know why my mug is so small?
Bob: I think it has experienced Inconsistent Physics Definitions.

Inconsistent Physics Definition by olek0 July 15, 2022

inconsistent system 

Each system (object) has two sets of points as per Alfred Tarski--a countable set and an UNcountable set.

In an inconsistent system; the uncountable set is on the surface-exterior..making the system countable.

Tarski objects are divided into consistent systems and inconsistent systems; with the consistent systems having the uncountable set on the surface interior. This means that the universe is a countable system whereas the mind is NOT a countable system.

This is because the mind contains its uncountable set on the surface interior; whereas the universe contains its uncountable set on the surface-exterior.

The mind is a non-tarski object meaning it cannot transfer its uncountable set to the hypermorphic plane through neo-nominalism.

inconsistent system by metastatic February 26, 2022

Inconsistent Hooper

An inconsistent hooper is when you're good at basketball on some days, and just terrible on other days.

Denzel: Tell me why Kenan is suddenly good today? He was horrible just yesterday!

Matthew: He's an inconsistent Hooper

Inconsistent Hooper by 15Crossed April 30, 2025

Consistently Inconsistent 

When a person swears they don't routinely change their mind about things and forget to tell you about the changes

Phil: Jason you had asked me to hire subcontractor X
Jason: I did not! There's no way I said that! I want subcontractor Y
Scott to Phil: At least he's consistently inconsistent

Consistently Inconsistent by TerraCon September 19, 2019

Consistently inconsistent 

Florida weather

Florida’s weather is consistently inconsistent; it’ll be raining one second, and then the next it’ll be completely sunny as though it never rained.

Consistently inconsistent by 2020wasbadbad June 21, 2022

Inconsisternet 

To have an inconsistent internet connection.

(Skype call)
Stephen: Hey Charlie what are you doing?
Charlie: Not much, how ab... *Cuts out*
Inconsisternet.

Inconsisternet by Lozlpowzah May 13, 2013