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2 definitions by Lozlpowzah

 
1.
To have an inconsistent internet connection.
(Skype call)
Stephen: Hey Charlie what are you doing?
Charlie: Not much, how ab... *Cuts out*
Inconsisternet.
by Lozlpowzah May 13, 2013
 
2.
When Lani eats a strawberry covered in chocolate sauce and it makes her moan from the awesomeness.
Richard: Here Lani, here's a strawberry
Lani: Why would I want a strawberry?
Richard: No reason, I just wanted to give you a strawberry
Lani: Okay, thanks!
Lani: ooo... oh... OHH OHH oooH OHHHH YEAH!

Richard: Perfect.

Strawgasm.
by Lozlpowzah May 15, 2013