Hugh Hefner

Old fossil who was "first" to photograph and sell pictures of naked women in a pseudo-intellectual magazine. If he hadn't thought of it, someone else would've.

Someone please stop yellow-toothed old Hefner from doing any more commercials for Carl's Jr.

Hugh Hefner by Bob Morton December 4, 2003

hugh hefner

a GREAT AMERICAN HERO invented the first mens magazine playboy. also led the sexual revolution against conservative asswipes and feminist fucktards. he died a hero and is currently in heaven fucking sexy women including marilon Monroe.

Hugh hefner was a good man

hugh hefner by breast man98bbbbb2breastman89 February 14, 2019

Hugh Hefner

Hugh ppl usually think youre a fucking clown low life cunt.

Hugh Hefner: Damn bitch uz ugly 🤡

Hugh Hefner by PerryPus January 30, 2021

hugh hefner kiss 

The act of squishing up your lips and barely touching the kiss recipients lips in fear of where those lips have been. Like Hugh Hefner does when he kisses the bunnies.

She gave me a Hugh Hefner kiss, my breath must be bad.

hugh hefner kiss by 314nixie01 April 23, 2010

Hugh Heifner 

Da sex-obsessed multi-millionaire socialite who caused immeasurable damage to many women's overall outlook of themselves, and made them feel just like cattle to be bred and traded.

Hugh Heifner himself may have shuffled off, but his despicable empire lives on.

Hugh Heifner by QuacksO October 25, 2018