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Niggaz actin' like I sold you crack

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

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hove = hate/love. when you hate somebody or something, yet love it. It's a little complicated I guess.

erm. that guy over there is cute but he's a jackass. I hove him.

by the evil sock lady November 24, 2004

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A state of being extremely jealous of women in another man's company, even if you have never met her before. Extremely contagious; symptoms include schweffing, cockblocking, and moaning about being so alone. Exacerbated when the guy accompanying the girl is a dickhole and/or friend.

Guy 1: Look at that ginger cunt with that hot girl... What a jeb end!

Guy 2: I saw her first asshole, stay the fuck away!

Guy 3: You guys have a bad case of the hoves...

by Booms and Yawne October 14, 2011

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When someone pays too much attention to another person with the goal being to get boned. Somewhere between hovering over and stalking.

Did you see Dave hoving on Karen at the party last night? She should have either punched him in the balls or given him a BJ.

by 0kje March 8, 2008

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Hoving is an add-on for when you call someone an idiot.

You could say it nameless... like: You're such a hoving, but its more fun to call someone, for example someone called Arjan: You're such an Arjan hoving.

by KeesvDijk April 5, 2006

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