A hot carl is a sexual activity when a person takes a dump, drops a bomb, a dook, grows a tail, or shits on a person or persons' face. You can use seran wrap for better clean up, but going old school and not using the wrap will give you a "hot steaming carl".
I picked up a smelly pirate hooker last night and I would have paid $100 for a Hot Carl, but I didn't bring the seran wrap.
by Big Miami Al February 10, 2007
by coarfest September 5, 2006
I went to my buddy's house the other day and he was making a hot carl for me to consume....I bet its tasty
by Young Trav October 13, 2007
by guru marijuana March 4, 2009
a hot carl is simply when you take a mad dook on da bitch's face, then, using a serving spoon, scoop exactly half of the terds up and shove them into a tube sock. no sooner do u then squish the tube sock in between her legs and rub it against her vaginal hairs, than you swing the sock around and smack her bitch ass in the face with it.
i saw my friend carl today, and he inspired me to do a hot carl with some bitch tonight, needless to say... i had to buy a new pair of socks.
by gootch November 8, 2006
the act of sucking dick right after it has been fucking an asshole. also known as oaas... ''Oral After Anal Sex''. the anal sex can be douched or undouched.
by i am the great cornholio December 27, 2007
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