Abreviation of Hilarious, derived from the name of Chelsea goalkeeper, Henrique Hilário M. Alves Sampaio. Hilario is a word you should use in response to a story that someone has just told you, which was either meant to be funny and wasn't or was just an interesting fact.
"Yesterday i went to Pizza Hut and lost a slice of my pizza...you could say I've lost my edge!!!!"
"Hilario"
"Did you know that children who passed through the Wimbledon Green around the time of The Wombles being aired actually caused a litter problem because they were leaving things for the Wombles to find."
"Hilario"
"Hilario"
"Did you know that children who passed through the Wimbledon Green around the time of The Wombles being aired actually caused a litter problem because they were leaving things for the Wombles to find."
"Hilario"
by Chris Cowley May 8, 2007
by CracistCrayon and HelluvaRoman October 19, 2010
That joke was straight up hilario.
by Matt Gibu May 16, 2003
A short fat kid who is very funny but can get very annoying. He also isn't very intelligent but can be fluent in a foreign language. Hilario is a guy who enjoys the simpler things in life like cheap cars.
by Religate March 14, 2017
Sweet boy. He can be annoying and mean at moments. He is really ugly but a lot of people don’t think so. He catches feelings really easily and is always using Snapchat. He is very loyal and doesn’t cheat. Don’t ever get rid of a Hilario.
by DANK DEMPSEY YT September 24, 2019
Hilario: Hi how are you
random boy: ur dick is coming out of your pants
Hilario" wow i didn't know it was that big i thought it was average, its only 50 centimeters
random boy: ur dick is coming out of your pants
Hilario" wow i didn't know it was that big i thought it was average, its only 50 centimeters
by Big dick bully May 6, 2022
Used when an event practially makes you urinate in your pants, due to uncontrollable, non-stop laughter.
Claire: "Oh my god... you should have seen JP's dancing last night...yet again it was tres hilario!!"
by Shecki b March 2, 2007