header

Yank speak for an exhaust manifold - the series of pipes which allow the exhaust gasses to pass from the cylinder to the catalytic converter

Yo, my new header got me another 10 BHP

by Redwitch December 17, 2006

The act of drilling a hole into a person's head and fucking his/her brain matter.

Yo, Kylie pissed me off so I pulled a header on her.

by zuba February 3, 2005

A Nutter or crazy person, often violent. Shortened version of Head the Ball

Don't go near him, he's a complete header, i once saw him pick a fight with his own reflection

by Leoni December 11, 2007

Header

When a sophisticated gentleman attempts a charging back post bullet header behind a fellow of the opposite sex, he then proceeds to fucking body her

Person 1 - "Back post!"
Person 2 - "My header!"

Alan Partridge - "TWAT! Did you see that?!"

by Hedd Wyn December 1, 2021

Chase: I was scoring goals with Messi and scoring with Rachel yesterday...

Austin: "Header!"

by bishfish101 November 9, 2011

To receive a blow-job; having a person suck one's penis til it unloads.

I was so drunk last night I let that ugly fat bitch Myriam give me a header.

by venusflytrap January 18, 2005

a girl who gets with bare mans gives them head

that paris conners girl give me headers
that girls a headers

by shawtygotbackz July 15, 2019