by SapphireSkyz July 2, 2018
Because a man is very sensitive after an orgasm, he is very sensitive on his head. So when a woman tries to rub his cock with a dry hand, the man has to try very "hard" to not slap the woman for rubbing his "hat". So The Hard Hat is created.
After my woman whacked me off, she kept trying to find more, but my hat was too sensitive, and I tried very hard not to slap that hoe. The Hard Hat I got last night was gruesome.
by Teh Dr. Evil August 21, 2006
A sexual move in which one pours Hershey's hardening syrup over their penis and testicles, and receives oral sex once it dries. Performed preferably with the use of rainbow sprinkles.
by J-Rivy5 February 5, 2006
When a girl's meat curtains are so dangerous you have to wear double sided Condom with spermicide in the middle.
by MrMagicFingersz March 25, 2016
A-"Dude! I just got done banging Angie from OBT"
B-"She's a hard hat hooker bro"
A-"Shit, I better get checked out then"
B-"She's a hard hat hooker bro"
A-"Shit, I better get checked out then"
by Zerracho December 8, 2013
by captain hard hat November 21, 2010
Actively seeking out tours of large industrial facilities for the pure enjoyment of large, expensive, loud machinery and structures. Examples include ship engine rooms, factories, mines, construction sites, and power plants that the general public does not necessarily see. These locations usually require personal protective equipment like hard hats, safety glasses and ear plugs.
by FiatLukes November 12, 2009