hand

a word said when someone says something really stupid in which it basically means "give me your hand so i can slap it, because you said something so fucking retarded or dumb its not funny."

Person 1: Son I got you covered like an eclipse.
Person 2: HAND!

by jmac09 October 21, 2007

hand

A bludgeoning implement

My friend gave me a beatdown with his hand.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk February 22, 2005

hand

The second best friend a penis will ever have. For the first, see the defenition: vagina.

I gots not bitch just me an' muh ma f*ckin hand. w0rd!

by SamRoe May 07, 2008

hand

Acronym for "Have a Nice Day"

hand everyone!

by Saetern May 19, 2018

hand

A Neshaminy term made by Vince referring to the number 5

How much money do you have one you?
Oh, I only have a hand

by Counter-Culture Superheroes January 26, 2007

hand

Getting jerked off by a girl using her hand to bring you to ejaculation... Otherwise known as a handjob

"dude I got a hand last night..was awesome!"

by musiclover1996 December 13, 2012

hand

used in the place of any other slang word espescially the word cool.

That's so hand.
hand!
That's not hand.

by Deon1 November 07, 2006