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Many a young mans' sex tool...
"It's just me and my hand tonight... Where's the lotion?..."
Hand by Trevor Anderson January 18, 2005
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gettin with my hand tonite
hand by handnhand December 3, 2004
The amount of control possessed by each person in a romantic relationship. Short for 'the upper hand', it is a lighthearted way of describing the shift of control in a relationship, based on the assumption that one person tends to have the upper hand over the other.

Coined in Seinfeld episode "The Pez Dispenser"
George: No everything is *not* going good. I'm very uncomfortable. I have no power. I mean, why should she have the upper hand. *Once* in my life I would like the upper hand. I have no hand-- no hand at all. She has the hand; I have *no* hand...

How do I get the hand?

Jerry: We all want the hand. Hand is tough to get. You gotta get the hand right from the opening.
Hand by kreepyjess April 4, 2009
"That's my hand in the back. Don't mind her"
Hand by Godfather Nudy August 16, 2020
A term used in graffiti referring to a quick tag that does not involve bubble letters or anything complicated.
Dude, did you see his hand on the side of the school?
hand by Ian-- December 28, 2005
There are some things you'd rather do with your hand than with your dog.
Hand by rumaco October 18, 2008