Hairline 

The line where your hair starts. For some reason, dumbasses like to make fun of people's hairlines when they don't really matter.

Kid: U HaVe a rachet hairline!
Sane person: Why does it matter?

Hairline by Racist21 June 3, 2015

hairline perm

Usually said to someone with the name xander, that has a perm and a shitty hairline.

"Look at that kids shitty as hairline"
"Ya, he's trying to hide it with his perm"
"Just because of his hairline perm, I'm gonna assume his name is xander

hairline perm by Borgus G peenerton December 31, 2020

hairline 

something that Jojo Siwa doesn't have

I haven't been to urban dictionary since the last time Jojo Siwa had a hairline.

hairline by sisterslang March 21, 2020

Hairline Malfunction 

Literally Ben perrins

Look at that hairline Malfunction, he is fiiiit

Hairline Malfunction by Pigeon eater78 June 26, 2021

hairpie crisis 

When, after giving oral sex to a woman with a hairy vagina, the dude has a few pubic hairs stuck in his teeth.

I had a job interview that I thought went great. I did not get the job and when I got to my car I looked at my face in the rear view mirror and saw a bunch of pubic hairs in my teeth. I realized this is why i failed in my interview. After giving Sophia head before my interview I forgot to check my mouth and floss. This fucking hairpie crisis caused me to blow my interview!

hairpie crisis by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 27, 2017

saitamas_hairline 

a hot and funny mf on tiktok that has good taste and loves all their mutuals

“hey did you see saitamas_hairline’s new post?”
“yeah they’re literally my fav acc on tiktok omg”

saitamas_hairline by imfatkillme March 22, 2021

Drake's Hairline

It was left in 3rd grade

Aye! That niggah has Drake's Hairline! LMAOOO

Drake's Hairline by Drake needs to find a hairline October 19, 2016