by John Day La Holmes May 1, 2008
by coco fosho sho June 26, 2009
by j menz June 27, 2007
Hey, I need to purchase some groceries.
The aunties have the groceries!
Those groceries were good shit!
The aunties have the groceries!
Those groceries were good shit!
by barry1237 June 28, 2005
Something disgusting. can also be used to describe how you feel about a girl when asked.
pretty much replace the word gross with groceries in any sentence.
pretty much replace the word gross with groceries in any sentence.
"oh my god, did you see that girl puke?"
"yea! groceries!"
"did you see how ugly that girl was? groceries"
"yea! groceries!"
"did you see how ugly that girl was? groceries"
by prettylew December 5, 2007
The often unneccessary act of someone placing the plastic divider on a grocery store conveyor belt to seperate their items from yours. Can be used as a metaphor for other situations.
Person 1: “Did you really just grocery-stick me? I have $100 worth of food and your only items are a candy bar and a tv.”
Person 2: “....Uh, I just didn’t want them to get mixed up.”
Person 1: “Never in the history of the world has anyone switched items with another person using a grocery stick because they would still have to pay for it.”
Steve: “Hey man, did you go home with that hot blonde last night?!
Kevin: “Nah man, I got grocery-sticked by her fat friend.”
Stacy: “Did you get Taylor Swift’s autograph?!
Monica: “Fuck no! I got up close when she got out of her limo but got grocery-sticked by three security guards!”
Stacy: “.....sounds hot”
Monica: “No, look it up on urban dictionary .”
Person 2: “....Uh, I just didn’t want them to get mixed up.”
Person 1: “Never in the history of the world has anyone switched items with another person using a grocery stick because they would still have to pay for it.”
Steve: “Hey man, did you go home with that hot blonde last night?!
Kevin: “Nah man, I got grocery-sticked by her fat friend.”
Stacy: “Did you get Taylor Swift’s autograph?!
Monica: “Fuck no! I got up close when she got out of her limo but got grocery-sticked by three security guards!”
Stacy: “.....sounds hot”
Monica: “No, look it up on urban dictionary .”
by But Sects December 11, 2019
by kevin j kellup April 4, 2006