by Skurvey October 18, 2005
Gorf,v. to smell the recently vacted seat where a woman has sat. Vaginal and anal odours, mixed with sweat and cheap/expensive perfume will be present.
See also gorfing and bogfly.
See also gorfing and bogfly.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
I proceeded to toss her salad and twist her knobs, when in a single moment of intense passion, her vagina gorfed a small golf ball into my nostrils.
by scubes4life September 29, 2007
The act of excreting shit, puke, and piss from your body all at the same time, mostly done while passed out after a night of drinking, but has been known to be performed while wide awake.
"It's just one of those nights where I'm gonna get real real hammered and gorf all over myself later."
"Man, that kid got so hammered last night he gorfed himself while his girlfriend was in the bed!"
"Man, that kid got so hammered last night he gorfed himself while his girlfriend was in the bed!"
by Hamma6885 September 11, 2008
by Jonny B. Gorfed October 20, 2003
A strange green creature, thought to be created from a puddle of slime on a distant planet. Has yellow ears that resemble wings and wears read boxing gloves all the time. Starts and ends everthing it says with "Heh heh heh". Thought to be genderless, but this fact is still unproven. Although it appears not to need nourishment, it can eat almost anything, as it's stomach has black-hole-esque properties. Has the ability to glow and to fly via methane gas if it should eat something with highly radioactive properties. This creature is thought to be well over 300 years old. Is apparently very fond of cheese.
by RJ May 28, 2004
1. An exclamatory statement
2. Problematic Occurance
3. Substitute for any word you can't think of at the moment.
4. Introductory greeting between individuals aware of Gorf.
Past tense: Gorfed
Verb form: Gorfing
2. Problematic Occurance
3. Substitute for any word you can't think of at the moment.
4. Introductory greeting between individuals aware of Gorf.
Past tense: Gorfed
Verb form: Gorfing
1.(Something crazy happens) - "Gorf!"
2.(I forgot about my final exam) - "Ah Gorf!"
3."Hey Dan I need that uh..the uh..GORF"
4.(person says while approaching another person) "GORF!!!"
2.(I forgot about my final exam) - "Ah Gorf!"
3."Hey Dan I need that uh..the uh..GORF"
4.(person says while approaching another person) "GORF!!!"
by Daniel November 15, 2004