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Gordon is a random dude wich has a larger Genital region than Dan!!!!
"Dan:Aw man Gordon scares me"
"Pieman:why?"
"Dan:Cos hes got a bigger dick than me!"
Gordon by blehhhhhhhh August 30, 2008
Put one of them faddles in this gordon, please.
gordon by detlefschremph June 1, 2011
A Gordon is that awkward boner received in class. For instance, say you have hard wood in the middle of a boring class period. The teacher calls your name to get up and answer a question presented on the board in the front of the class. At this point you have a raging erection formed in your pants. The name for this boner: a gordon
"Dude, did you see Joe's massive gordon in class today?"
"Dawg, that was a fat cock!"
gordon by dankogkush November 24, 2014
1. An extremely sexually orientated type of person

2. Can also be referred to as quite a nerdy person.
1. Girl: I knew him for 10 mins before he tried to come onto me.
Girl 2: Jeeze he's such a Gordon.

2. Girl: I was there for 3 hours but he played WoW the whole time.
Girl 2: Jeeze what a Gordon.
Gordon by Spaface July 21, 2009
The second his mother left, Gordon ran to his computer in attempt to locate the lamb sauce.
Gordon by Zak Zekeman February 27, 2017
There is only one Gordon and he is the Freeman.
gordon by The One Freeman April 1, 2010