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Spiritual Gonads

Used to describe someone who is a warrior in his faith.
That guy really loves Jesus, he has a pair of huge spiritual gonads.
Spiritual Gonads by FlipDiesel July 12, 2010

gummy gonads 

n. A derogatory term for a cowardly man without courage, confidence, etc.

The opposite of balls of steel.
Person 1: Did you ask her out?

Person 2: No, I was shy.

Person 1: You need to grow a pair, dude. You got some gummy gonads.
gummy gonads by raingull December 3, 2020

Nomads Gonads 

Nomad - A person with no fixed residence who roams about; a wanderer.

Gonads - your testicles, your jewels, your cookies, your nuts, your beans, your balls, etc.

Nomads Gonads - Someone who roams or wanders in search of getting tea bagged.
That Nomads Gondas is busy all day looking for nuts to each.

Michael Gonads

That one friend who is using any excuse to grab your genitals, or gonads. He is Oigers worst enemy.
Watch out for that guy, he'll getchya, a real Michael Gonads this one
Michael Gonads by Plonky4 November 4, 2022

Selena Gonads 

A Mexican celebrity chick who almost married Dustin Beaver before he married that skinny Hailey bitch
Did you hear, Selena Gonads and Dustin Beaver split up for good this time. Yeah I know it sucks. Life goes on
Selena Gonads by D Flawless July 2, 2020

and gonads 

Umm.. it's something I said one day. Kinda. Just like... randomness. I SAY IT SO YEAH.

yeah i'm usually hyper so yeah
Jake: Hey Erica!
Erica: I'm high =\
Abby: AND GONADS..
and gonads by Where's Omar? January 11, 2004