man 1: "my friend Carlos is so lazy, he does nothing but sit in his living room and eat pizza sometimes, what a glonk!"
man 2: "yeah what a fucking useless glonk."
man 2: "yeah what a fucking useless glonk."
by Marmite.exe April 30, 2023
Does absolutely nothing and dies.
by Pussi_Power October 23, 2018
by MwyNyamBabyYoda January 7, 2021
Glonk-Noun- Does absolutely nothing and dies.
Person1- "Man she is such a Glonk."
Person2- "Excuse me?!"
Person1- "DID I STUTTER!?!"
Person2- *backs away slowly*
Person2- "Excuse me?!"
Person1- "DID I STUTTER!?!"
Person2- *backs away slowly*
by WEEEB November 16, 2019