gingervitus

GINGERVITAS is a disease that attacks the hair of its victims and turns them into gingers but does not produce the full effects of gingers only the super ginger hair color, and it is recomended that the victim is palish, cuz tan gingers are icky

Jenyy- OMG! SHE HAS FUCKING GINGERVITUS!
JONNY- no she doesnt she just got heer hair dyed
Jenny- yea meaning she has gingervitus

by alexysssssss June 28, 2008

gingervitus

GINGERVITUS is the new form of retardation. anyone who has gingervitus cannot be trusted and they should be avoided at all cost! the closest thing to a ginger is a vampire. people inflicted with gingervitus cannot go outdoors or they will be transformed into a labster ..... a labster with freckles. Gingers live in caves by the thousands. DO NOT look directly at a ginger or the brightness of their firey head will blind you. having sex with a ginger is possibly the worst thing you could ever do, seeing you would burn youself from their fire pubes. GINGERVITUS will no longer be a problem, in 100 years all people inflicted with gingervitus will be swiped from the earth. THANK JESUS

joab: is that a vampire?
john: nah..... its just someone with gingervitus .... do not stare at him, you'll die

by SINEP00001 August 27, 2009

Gingervitus

disease carried by gingers; causes loss of soul, ability to physically deal with sunlight, and freckle break outs.

"That red head over there just sneezed on me, think I should get tested for Gingervitus?"

by hobart8584 January 31, 2010

Gingervitus

A genetic condition that causes one to have red hair, pale skin and frekkles

I have Gingervitus.

by CritterMan April 27, 2010

Gingervitus

An incurable , chronic disease. Symptoms include red hair, white skin, freckles, howling at the full moon, and in some severe cases OCD.Only way to relieve symptoms is to devour souls.

Ex 1:
Mike:"Dude is gingervitus an std?"

Doug:"Nah bro you can only catch it if you get bit by one"

by Ginger Harlot December 07, 2011

gingervitus?

gingervitus is not real, having red hair and freckles is NOT a disease AT all. Its like how Hispanics are usually tan with brown hair or black hair, you can easily describe a hispanic, now gingers have souls and i know that because i am one, but obviousely theres differant types of gingers. because most gingers i know have curly bright orange hair and are white with freckles and blue eyes, and are often chunky. Now i have brownish red hair, freckles, green eyes, and i am skinny, and quite tan for a ginger, but compared to a brunette im probably white. its a flipping hair color that often comes with other traits such as pale skin, and freckles. so SHUT UP WITH THE GINGERVITUS! okay?

gingervitus? man thats a bunch of bull! they dont know what theyre talking bout, gingervitus....MY ASS. that aint no disease.

by hahahahhahahahaha lame March 25, 2010

Gingervitus

A non ginger that is sexually attached and/or addicted to a ginger.

Wow! Brandon has the gingervitus. That is his third ginger this month.

by Meadow Fields August 07, 2014