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Giving Tuesday 

The Tuesday after Black Friday and Cyber Monday. After battling hordes of other middle aged mothers in stores or ignoring their friends and loved ones in lieu of staring at ads on a computer screen for hours on end, people wake up the next day and realize that the season is supposed to be about love and charity. So they scrape together what few pennies they have left over from the previous day's spending and donate it to cancer research.
Despite occurring less than a week after Thanksgiving, people need another holiday to remind them not to be such selfish assholes. Thus, Giving Tuesday was born.
Giving Tuesday by 0neWay March 8, 2016
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giving you hard shit 

When you want to say "giving you a hard time" or "giving you shit" but you accidentally combine the two sayings
That dress does make you look fat, I'm just giving you hard shit
giving you hard shit by leaf337 April 30, 2015

Giving Squidward the business 

1.) "Whoops, just walked in on some dude giving Squidward the business".

2.) "Give me a few minutes. Just gotta finish giving Squidward the business".

3.) "She left me blueballed so I had to give Squidward the business"

Gilinsky 

Fuckboy with a sharp ass jawline
Why would gilinsky do that
Gilinsky by smileyslikymalo March 28, 2015

Jack Gilinsky 

Jack Gilinsky is a amazing person that loves his fans and does not deserve the hate that he gets neither does his best friend Jack Johnson of the rest of the old magcon
Person 1-Jack Gilinsky is so stupid
Person 2- FIGHT ME BITCH!!!!!
Jack Gilinsky by Angela123987 April 1, 2017
used before describing something or if used alone means serving like serving a look
Wen I said “the dress is giving”
Or to describe somethingit’s giving bundle up” if it’s cold outside
Giving by MariamFromTheDMV March 23, 2020

Giving the dog a bath 

Putting your balls in a woman's vagina. Just like giving a dog a bath, it just won't stay in there.
Dude. I was to giving the dog a bath but my Jessica wouldn't let me. Now I got cold balls.