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Gerballing

The act of inserting a live gerbal, hamster, or other small rodent into one's anus for sexual pleasure.
"dude, my neighbor had those PETA fags knocking on his door and yelling becase he had a rat up his ass."

"yeah dude, he was gerballing."
Gerballing by Spooky Brown January 27, 2010

gerbilling 

Having a live rodent or small animal (usually a gerbil) and using some sort of tube, forcing the gerbil into ones asshole. No medical case has ever been recorded of someone needing to remove a gerbilfrom ones anus, so we must now come to the conclusiion that either
a) gerbilling doesnt exsist.
B) they are very good at getting the thing out afterwards.
Gerbilling has many famous cases, such as richard gere reportedly having a wild session with the furry animal.
For more information i recommend the south park episode "Death camp of tolerance" which features rather detailed examples of gerbilling.
The hidden line in the song "i will do anything for love".
I will do anything for love
but i wont do that
no i wont do gerbilling with you
no i wont do that

.......

"Im bored, what should we do tonight?"
"I dunno, how about you shove that gerbil up my ass, wait for it to wrigle around and maybe die, then you can pull it out."
"So whats on TV again?"
gerbilling by Russell Wilson September 28, 2005

Gerbaler 

A person who by way of paper tube sticks a gerbil in their rectum(gerbiling)
Uncle Bob was a frequent gerbaler. He used to enjoy a God gerbil now and again. See Bob run.

Gerbillion 

It is the the whole number before one
"Dude, my teacher asked me to count to ten so i did, Gerbillion, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten and she yelled me for being retarded, what the fucks her problem?"

gerbilling 

(vb) An imagined act, (obviously homophobic in origin) in which people (presumably gay men) engage in sexual thrills by inserting a live de-clawed gerbil into the anus of the other person (by the means of a tube). Urban legend asserts the frantic movement of the poor furry creature trying to escape causes sexual stimulation. Although the rumors of this practice have been around since the early 1980s, with thousands of Google references to this, not one documented case of the practice exists. Reference to "gerbilling" is nearly always done with knowledge that the tale is false; it is simply a malicious and hostile disparagement of gay people.
Out of all the internet references swearing to the veracity of gerbilling, it is telling that in almost instances, purveyors of the rumors are

>>>anonymous<<<

Anonoynmous peddling of trashy rumors meant to disparage is really chickenshit. It is about the lowest thing a person can do. (This entry is NOT ANONYNOMOUS -- if you have a problem with it, please feel free to contact me.)
gerbilling by Bill Peters November 17, 2006

Gerbal Head

used to define certain peoples looks or even their stupidity. This phrase was originally coined by the urban legend, Will Guess.

also refered as squirtle Head
He/She is a classic Gerbal Head.
Gerbal Head by Kevin Maurer May 17, 2006