1)To really fuck something up.
2)An expression of astonishment, utter amazement
1)I really fucked the cat with that one (driving into a lamp post, for example)
2)"Fuck the cat! That guy's got the biggest cock I ever saw!"
3)"Fuck the cat! That guy really pisses me off, who's he think he is?"
by Clayton Farlowe January 8, 2009
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Who's fucking the cat here? I am, so shut up and hold the tail.
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Definition 1: When a random human happens to magically appear in your house and fucks your cat and shits in its kitty litter.
Definition 2: Shooting and/or shanking one's cat, this is the most disrespectful thing you can possibly do to a person (other than ripping off their dick).
Definition 3: Taking a shit in many kitty litters and causing an uproar between cats and humans, resulting in the worlds end.
Human 1: I can't believe that you shit in my cat's kitty litter!
Human 2: I took a BIG FAT SHIT on your cat's kitty litter, deal with it.
Cat: Dafuq we talkin about again? Some douchebag came and shat in my kitty litter
Human 2: *Pulls out gun*. I WILL SHOOT YOUR FUCKING CAT!
Cat : Oh shit...
Human 1: *Screams in horror, is then shot along with his cat*
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The action of wasting time, hanging out with a significant other, or performing unknown activities with others.
"What are you doing today?... Fucking my Cat!"

"What is everyone doing inside that house?... Fucking their cats"
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A question asked in place of 'whose problem is it, mine or yours?'
"Don't smoke too much, it's bad for yah"
Reply: So, "who's fucking the cat?"
by chris5 September 29, 2006
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Simple meaning : Who is in charge here?, who's the boss, stop offering youre advice, I know what I am doing and I'm your boss.
Who's fucking this cat, has many applications it can be a question or a response. Most likely used on contruction sites and less formal places of employment. Often used as a response to a challenge of work practices( offering unqualified advice) or an absence of authority on site.
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Said when someone attempts to take control of a task or activity to assert dominance.
Have we tried this approach?

Who is fucking this cat?
by wife,am August 14, 2010
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