working in a grocery store, I open a till only to realize that I dropped something. I go to pick it up, smoke my head off the till and "fuckballs!" as a customer waits for me to serve them :)
by consuella the mexican April 11, 2011
Someone or something that is so fucked up beyond all recognition that it is akin to trying to fuck ones balls.
Jeff: oh shit!! I just got pwned!! You are such a fuckballs Stuart!!
Stuart: Yeah bitch, take my pwning like a man, you fucking fuckballs cunt.
Stuart: Yeah bitch, take my pwning like a man, you fucking fuckballs cunt.
by greg83 February 25, 2008
a fuckball is what happens when you fuck as hard and as fast and as long as you can, when you fuck with 100% intensity, you wind up almost killing yourself and cant move or breathe and at the end you curl your body into a ball to recover and gain back your strength
Joe Fiorello fucked me so hard that I had to curl into a fuckball for 30 minutes just to gain enough energy to go to the bathroom
by Dig Dang Dong September 7, 2010
When a man royally fucks up the relationship with his best friend by being a total dick (hairy balls and all)
Broseph: Yo JT, what happened to your BFF Kitty?
JT: I was a total fuckball! I would do anything to gain her forgiveness.
JT: I was a total fuckball! I would do anything to gain her forgiveness.
by ImSorryKitty February 10, 2014
the act of being so stupid that your thoughts and words are no more useful than.. the pendulum like swinging of Testicles bouncing off the partners genital area during intercourse.
1. When out on a double date the following converstaion occoured taking place between two men in front of their dates.
(person a.)Gee bro, I can't believe you fucked that girl and let her spend all of your money.
(person b.)Shut up Fuckballs!
(person a.)Gee bro, I can't believe you fucked that girl and let her spend all of your money.
(person b.)Shut up Fuckballs!
by shanesmokey October 17, 2005
When you're being lazy and doing nothing productive. Basically being no help around your surroundings.
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