Someone who is the competition, someone who's ass your gunna whip, someone who isn't you that you would like to place a generic term over to up your abilities
by Ümlaut Göldenfield April 18, 2008
A person from Minnesota who is clumsy, socially awkward, slow at getting jokes, and very bad at dancing. They are not dependable and should never be trusted around anything fragile or dangerous.
"No! Don't let the foolio hold it! He's gonna break it!"
"Everybody laughed cause you were dancing like a foolio."
"So, you're from Minnesota?"
"Oh ya, fer sure dontcha know."
"Damn, foolio."
"Everybody laughed cause you were dancing like a foolio."
"So, you're from Minnesota?"
"Oh ya, fer sure dontcha know."
"Damn, foolio."
by JackJonJason November 27, 2008
Yo, put down the fucking weed wacker and take off your ties, your like fucking four years old, what a foolio.
by Cheaplaves August 24, 2004
When, before engaging in anal sex with a female, you gizz in a newspaper and wrap it up. Then prepare a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch. Once you are doing the girl from behind, while eating the cereal, you scream "SNIFF FIRE!"... confused, the girl will most likely turn around. When she does so, you grab the newspaper and hit her across the face with it, exploding the load on her face.
by 2smart August 1, 2006
by RStanyan May 18, 2003
by latoya July 27, 2003