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1. A name given to someone who drives very slow all the time. In reference to that shitty Foghat song "Slow Ride".

2. A nicer name for calling someone a "faggot".
Dude why you driving so slow? Quit being a foghat man!

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Don't be such a foghat and do her all ready!
foghat by m.walsh March 12, 2009
An older "dazed and confused" classic rock era burn-out or drug casualty who has severe communication problems. A low-functioning stoner with poor comprehension skills.
"You left your weed in the kitchen sink again, foghat!"
Foghat by Coz the Shroom October 6, 2017

Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown 

a racial/sexist/anti religional/offensive slurr with almost every form of discrimination in it
Example 1)
joe: yo look at that Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown!

jim: shut up you Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown

Example 2) proof that anyone can make fun of anyone and unless the world stops hating we are all doomed

alaskan foghat 

A sexual act where the male is recieving felatio in front of a window he ejaculates into her mouth and tells her to keep it in her mouth and do her from behind and then one of the males friends takes over male 1 goes outside in front of the window and starts having sex with a different female and then female#1 is so surprised that she spits out the semen and it somehow lands in her hair.
"Dr. Phil my wife is cheating on me with another man what do I do!?!?"
"Giv er' the ol' alaskan foghat"
alaskan foghat by HypnoCat! November 18, 2006

Mexican Foghat

When you eat a huge bowl of chili, wait two hours, fart inside a paper bag, then quickly cover someone's head.
Amy was giving my shit about how bad the chili tasted so I slapped her with a Mexican foghat and then asked her, " how'd that taste?"
Mexican Foghat by plansant February 25, 2026
A sneaky way of saying faggot.
Joe is such a foggat.
Foggat by ganjas October 10, 2009