3 definitions by plansant

When someone has been drinking heavily for years, their nose becomes permanently red and swollen.
Amy: Jesus christ, did you see that dudes nose?
Mark: No shit, he has a serious case of wiskey beak
by plansant February 16, 2019
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Some guy who is really creepy, and also probably sucks dicks
Mark: That Scott guy seems like a real fag, and he's creepy too.
Amy: Ya, what a queeper
by plansant February 27, 2018
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When you wipe your ass from the front and use your middle finger to snag every last particle of poo.
Mark: What do you mean you wipe your ass from the front? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Mitch: Hells ya, I gotta utilalize my drag finger!
by plansant February 16, 2019
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