A title given to anyone who roams third floor continuously or just sits their lazy ass in one of the 5 conference rooms. Even when these people/whores don't have the rooms booked, they still occupy the rooms cause that's how 3rd Floor Whores roll. They spend countless hours argueing about nothing, and get nothing accomplished. The result of roaming 3rd Floor like a lost soul are bad test/exam marks, being late for class, and skipping class or an entire course for some students. Some beleive that when they pass away, they will still continue to roam 3rd floor like the ghosts from Harry Potter.
3rd Floor Whore 1: Hey you going to Economics?
Whore 2: I haven't been to Economics since the first day I stepped on third floor.
Whore 1: That's pretty bad cause we have a test soon.
Whore 2: Fuck my life.

3rd Floor Whore 1: Hey I'm studying for my exam in third floor.
Whore 2: (4 hours later) How much have you studied?
Whore 1: I've been on the same page for 3 hours, fuck my life.
by SwiftRich March 18, 2008
Get the 3rd Floor Whore mug.
n. A person (usually obese) who is too lazy to use the stairs and gets on the elevator just to go up or down one floor thus wasting everyone else's time in the elevator.
Sorry I'm late meeting you for lunch, I was stuck in the elevator for 5 minutes by a gaggle of one-floor whores.
by Zebbedee April 24, 2009
Get the One-Floor Whore mug.
A title given to anyone who roams third floor continuously or just sits their lazy ass in one of the 5 conference rooms. Even when these people/whores don't have the rooms booked, they still occupy the rooms cause that's how 3rd Floor Whores roll. They spend countless hours argueing about nothing, and get nothing accomplished. The result of roaming 3rd Floor like a lost soul are bad test/exam marks, being late for class, and skipping class or an entire course for some students. Some beleive that when they pass away, they will still continue to roam 3rd floor like the ghosts from Harry Potter.
3rd Floor Whore 1: Hey you going to Economics?
Whore 2: I haven't been to Economics since the first day I stepped on third floor.
Whore 1: That's pretty bad cause we have a test soon.
Whore 2: Fuck my life.

3rd Floor Whore 1: Hey I'm studying for my exam in third floor.
Whore 2: (4 hours later) How much have you studied?
Whore 1: I've been on the same page for 3 hours, fuck my life.
by Richie Bhuiyan March 18, 2008
Get the 3rd Floor Whore mug.
The coolest girls from the most ghetto dorm at UC Santa Barbara. Always know where the party's at and knows how to kepp it rockin'
The 6th Floor Whores really know how to roll.
They're so "6th Floor Whore", they're rad!
by san mighetto May 18, 2004
Get the 6th Floor Whores mug.
When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.
by Batrastard April 21, 2003
Get the Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore mug.
Name your whore in the house by the floor.

Basement - The married whore. The cold, damp whore with too much laundry
1st floor - Love at first site whore. You just walked into the door and you want to date?
2nd floor - The usual - The fuck and date
3rd floor - The Fuck Buddy - Fuck her, chuck her, but keep in contact
4th floor - The tease - I walked up 4 flights of stairs for nothing? are you serious?
5th floor - The spoiler - No man can give you 5 floors of housing. She always wants more.
The roofer - One night stand - Climb to the top and jump
out.
"Matt and I designed this floor of whores to secretly describe women in a language that they don't understand."

"She was such a 4th floor whore. She rubbed my dick and when I was unzipping my pants she told me to keep it in."

"I just roofed that bitch!"
"Dude, get me fast. I'm hanging off the roof here" (if you didn't drive to her house and need a friend to save you in that awkward morning)

by Jim and Matt March 13, 2008
Get the floor of whores mug.
Orchard Towers "The Four Floors Of Whores" is a 18 story building in Sinagpore frequented by military personnel. The first five four have different clubs and bars in it, but is more known as a Whore house. Where a someone can pick up prostitutes.
Hey remember that time we went to the Four Floors Of Whores.
by jonny long wood June 4, 2011
Get the Four Floors Of Whores mug.