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n. A person (usually obese) who is too lazy to use the stairs and gets on the elevator just to go up or down one floor thus wasting everyone else's time in the elevator.
Sorry I'm late meeting you for lunch, I was stuck in the elevator for 5 minutes by a gaggle of one-floor whores.
by Zebbedee April 24, 2009

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