flat tire

A sex act where the male intentionally loses his erection.

I totally gave this chick a flat tire last night. She was pissed, but at least it wasn't a blow out.

by Josh Hug December 4, 2009

flat tire

A person who is boring, a downer.

His date was such a flat tire that he snuck out the back door and ditched her at the restaurant.

by Libertine October 2, 2005

flat tire

In poker, a hand that needs a jack to improve.

"If I don't get a jack on the river, my straight's gonna be a flat tire."

by Coell May 14, 2005

flat tire

when a girl sits down and her stomach's rolls look like a flat tire

damn look at that fat bitch's flat tire!

by Tin January 26, 2004

flat tire

A chunk of terd left around the toilet bowl after flushing.

That duece was so gross it didn't just leave skid marks, it left some flat tires!

by StalledOut October 2, 2006

Flat Tire

When you're walking and someone steps on your shoe and it falls off.

Damnit! Chris just gave me a flat tire and now I have to put my shoe back on.

by Sami45 December 25, 2020

Flat Tire

When you step on the back of someone's shoe to make it come off, or make them trip.

When I gave him a flat tire, everyone laughed.

Give that bitch a flat tire, I hate her.

by Dominick January 14, 2004