Flapjacks

Flapjacks are the condition of a woman having flat sagging breasts, like flapjacks. The type a crack whore would have.

Tammy does not want to show us her breasts, she must have flapjacks!

by Rocco1 December 7, 2003

Flapjacking

A male with an erection, lies on his back while a second erect male inserts the penis of the first into his anus then lies back. A third male inserts the penis of the second into his anus and lies back forming a stack. A three man stack is known as a short stack, A stack of four or more is known as a full stack. Full stacking has the added benefit of asphyxiating the bottom participants. The flapjacking experience can be enhanced by using maple syrup as lube and having each participant massage the balls of the person above.

Mark, Mike, Jason and Joel were planning a full stack flapjacking session last night but Joel didn't show, so the three had to make do with a short stack.

by crankbait July 27, 2012

Flapjacking

Motorboating a girls ass.

That girls ass was so round and fat that I was flapjacking that shit all night long!!

by jjstl April 27, 2010

Flapjack

The female equivalent of being cockblocked. The disruption of a sure thing.

I was going to fuck the cute construction guy, but I got flapjacked at the last minute.

by Krudler123 September 3, 2012

flapjack

Light, fluffy breakfast item; Pancake

Lets grab some Flapjacks from IHOP

by Professor Ryan Bloraney August 5, 2003

flapjack

a very saggy, flat looking breast.

she must in her 40's, look at the flapjacks on her.

by sick December 15, 2003

flapjack

noun; a handjob given to a man with a flaccid, flopping penis;

Even though I was not fully hard, I still got a rocking flapjack.
Last night this girl was flapjacking me for like 20 minutes.
I got flapjacked by this fat chick in the car last night.

by Dan and Andrew December 21, 2008