1.To stay home on a friday night and eat a gallon of ice
cream by oneself, while simultaneously crying and watching romantic comedies.
cream by oneself, while simultaneously crying and watching romantic comedies.
Guy: "Dude, John is really depressed."
Guy 2: "He seems fine."
guy: "Not at all man. I heard he's been fat chicking it for 3 weeks straight."
Guy 2: "Holy shit."
Guy 2: "He seems fine."
guy: "Not at all man. I heard he's been fat chicking it for 3 weeks straight."
Guy 2: "Holy shit."
by Corbin Omega November 2, 2007
Donny was gunna go for that whale across the bar. But then I reminded him of rule #1. Which was, "No fat Chicks"
by Druskioneone11 October 2, 2008
What the typical American male (usually none too slim himself) doesn't want to hook up with, usually because he thinks that it will hurt his "image."
by Meow! May 8, 2005
Not known for their visual appeal, a fat chick is usually a highly sexually active female with disproportionate quantities of fat cells.
A Fat Chicks (sic) hypersexuality was thought to have originated from an obligation, and indeed a disposition, and an undeniable urge to procreate with members of the Male Homosapien race to degrees considered 'promiscuous' (references needed)
A Fat Chicks mating routine has gained notriety through what most describe as being generally violent in nature. Although the male partner initially consents, he is often discouraged shortly after intercourse is initiated, and is held against his will until the Point of Critical Fatness, also known as Event Horizon (references needed).
It has been estimated that there are 10,000,000,000 fat chicks on planet earth.
A Fat Chicks (sic) hypersexuality was thought to have originated from an obligation, and indeed a disposition, and an undeniable urge to procreate with members of the Male Homosapien race to degrees considered 'promiscuous' (references needed)
A Fat Chicks mating routine has gained notriety through what most describe as being generally violent in nature. Although the male partner initially consents, he is often discouraged shortly after intercourse is initiated, and is held against his will until the Point of Critical Fatness, also known as Event Horizon (references needed).
It has been estimated that there are 10,000,000,000 fat chicks on planet earth.
by Jayboy_Evo October 25, 2008
a female that is fat, usually trying to be sexy.
See variations sealfuck, blubber fuck, blubberfuck, whalefuck or whale fuck. Not all fat chicks are just fat chicks, they are all attractive to someone depending upon their fat style.
See variations sealfuck, blubber fuck, blubberfuck, whalefuck or whale fuck. Not all fat chicks are just fat chicks, they are all attractive to someone depending upon their fat style.
We were cruising, finding nothing, then about 1 a.m. we ran into a group of 5 fat chicks. No need for one of us to fall on the grenade, we just each did one.
by Jake March 6, 2004
by Skizz October 3, 2004
1. Women who have been abused verbally and/or physically and take it out on their own bodies in the form of food and slothfulness.
2. Fat women who are loud and arrogant. Thunderous footsteps and the sound of a cowbell normally proceed their arrival. When asked their hobbies, they proudly tell you Crisco and mayonnaise, then they start hitting on you. When rejected they either become more noisy and annoying or revert to definition #1.
Both examples fail to realize that 20 min. a day exercise and a good diet may get them the attention they crave so badly.
2. Fat women who are loud and arrogant. Thunderous footsteps and the sound of a cowbell normally proceed their arrival. When asked their hobbies, they proudly tell you Crisco and mayonnaise, then they start hitting on you. When rejected they either become more noisy and annoying or revert to definition #1.
Both examples fail to realize that 20 min. a day exercise and a good diet may get them the attention they crave so badly.
Hey look at those fat, annoying, loud ass fat chicks. Which ones? The ones in the corner making bigfoot noises and pouring out their gravy boat onto their buttered chicken.
by Farty McCrablice May 26, 2006