sealfuck

intercourse with a woman who has an even layer of fat all over her body (no lumps or bulges). Not to be confused with a whalefuck

That Jennifer is a great sealfuck, born to be ridden.

sealfuck by Jake January 20, 2004

selfuckie 

Fuck yourself

Please go have selfuckie

selfuckie by Connectwithms July 1, 2016

Seatfucker 

A person who is sexually attracted to specifically Car Seats.

Todd: Hey Mike. Why is there a stain on my new cloth car seat?
Mike: i fucked your car seat...
Todd: goddamn Seatfucker...

Seatfucker by Seatfucker64 July 20, 2023