When a man spreads the anus of another man and inserts his balls in the other mans ass, then jerks off on his back.
John spread Jacks anus out with his fingers, inserted his balls down his ass and then jerked off on his back. He was given a fag bag.
by panzerfaust91 June 19, 2007
It a name used for people who 1: You don't care what their name is so you don't remember their name 2: You can't find a fuck to give so you just call them fag bag
by racist Einstein January 11, 2016
Slang word used to described what is also a called a "fanny pack". It's a small, purse-like container that zippers shut and is worn around one's waist. They came into popularity first with runners and other exercise enthusiasts, but when they crossed into main stream, there was a backlash because men starting using them much like a woman would use a purse - as a convenient place to carry things around in. Because men in traditional society have never been able to carry any such thing (except the cumbersome and often unneccisarily large briefcase), wearing a fanny-pack became viewed as effeminate behavior. So "real" men refused to start using them (although they are very practical) and need to keep up their masculine image. Therefore, the best they could do was to equate their use with being homosexual, although most of the men who actually wore them were just "unfashionalbe" married men.
by Word Walock January 11, 2004
Military acronym for Field Artillery, Garrison. Used when ordering a map case. The case is for maps pencils and other supplies needed for mapping. The case has a shoulder strap and a flap cover that resembles a females purse.
by Sgt Perv July 14, 2009
A derogatory term used by men to describe a carry-all bag held by another man. It seems as though a man's sense of manliness is enhanced only by accusing other men of being sissies. Gunslingers wore purses, no one is accusing them of being siisyboys.
"Hey, you, sissyboy! Nice fag bag you got there!"
"BLAM!!!! One less small-minded jerk in the world!"
"BLAM!!!! One less small-minded jerk in the world!"
by gadjitfreek July 24, 2006
a cross between a faggot and a doche bag. Somebody who is a true tool, asshole, dickweed, queer, and jerk-off. This person is the king or queen of every person who sucks at life.
Man, jack is such a fag-bag. he thinks that he is so cool, but nobody likes him, and hehas no friends.
by Little Gords March 15, 2007
The one piece powder jump suit popular with chubby teens, the mentally challenged, fat old men and Moms. Most likely over a pair of wrangler jeans, a 1989 Dallas cowboys sweatshirt and tube socks. Credit back for the super tight Fag Bag with bonus for visible moose knuckle or camel toe. Colors range from black to Hot pants neon pink.
Over 60 years old in a Fag Bag is ok.
Over 60 years old in a Fag Bag is ok.
by Ottis 44 December 9, 2006