Extrovert

1. A person who gets drunk, has sex, and goes to parties ALL THE TIME.

2. A person who is rude, loud, obnoxious, aggressive, and brutish.

3. A person who completely and totally loses their sense of self when they're alone for even a minute.

4. A person who has no mind, and rarely thinks about anything other than when his next group encounter will occur.

5. A person who hates you and think's you're inferior for not being just like them.

6. A person who has NO idea how his actions affect others. And if he does, he doesn't care.

7. Useless hunk of flesh whose only purpose is to take up valuble space. A plague upon any society. The world would be much more peaceful and serene without them.

The drunken partygoers in any college are all extroverts. These people will most likely end up working dead end factory jobs while the smart, hard working introverts will end up making 6 digits a year.

Extrovert by PiccoloNamek September 1, 2004

extrovert

A word most likely not understood by people who spell it this way. See extravert.

He's always the life of the party; he's such an extrovert.

Dude...that's not what the word means. And it's extravert.

extrovert by pancyrus December 9, 2020

Extrovert

An extrovert isn't the terrible, overly confident *sshole that the other definitions have made them out to be. They recharge by spending time around other people. They tend to be outgoing and confident, with a high-quality social life.

Person A: Why is she so energetic? Did she have too much coffee this morning?
Person B: Nah, she's just an extrovert. No big deal.

Extrovert by SadiShizukoStic March 20, 2017

Extrovert

Someone who does not posses the ability to think for themselves, but rater think for a group. Any group. Someone who must say everything they think of out loud to other people, rather than processing that idea to themselves and making it better. Someone to whom the less someone talks, the stupider they are. Someone who possesses the ability to appear more fit for leadership positions than introverts, while in reality it has been proven in many studies that the opposite it true. Someone who has great sympathy for other people, but no empathy. The parents of groupthink.

Ah man, I wish I had gotten that promotion. Just because I'm not outgoing doesn't mean I can't lead. Why must extroverts be so god damn ignorant about the way other people think?!

Extrovert by Dr. Meh August 19, 2012

extrovert

The majority of humans. The cause of many introvert problems. The people who are less likely to suffer from chronic lonelyness. People who are too happy.

75% of people are exttroverts.

Problems introverts get from extroverts.

Damnit, I thought I was getting close to that girl, but she has a frickin extrovert boyfriend! Now I have to go watch E-7 and listen to sad music. Why does no one want me? Am I the only one who has to sit here in sadnes while everyone else has the time of their lives?

Continuing

Extroverts, how the hell are they so happy all the time?

extrovert by INTP December 9, 2008

Extrovert

Extrovert: An insane person that likes being around other people.

Extrovert: Hi bud, how ya doing? Wanna hang out tonight? Please?
Introvert:... I'm going to assume that you are extrovert because WE LITERALLY JUST MET!!

Extrovert by TheRabidFangirlThatRulesYouAll December 1, 2019

Extrovert

Someone who is assertive, and likes interacting with lots of people. Interested in seeking out excitement. Upbeat people.
Has lots of friends, and is usually happy. The minority of the population, however.

I am an introvert with extrovert friends.

Extrovert by Introvert!!! April 30, 2011