The process of which one quiffs and then pulls covers over their partner in bed. Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with no flatulence involved. The term "Easy Bake" is a more feminine version of "Dutch" because only women can quiff.
by thejellofactory January 19, 2010
1. a childs plaything used for the making of "easy made" treats.
2. a popular euphamism for ones glutteous maximus.
3. a device used for the making of ornate desserts.
3. ASS!!!
2. a popular euphamism for ones glutteous maximus.
3. a device used for the making of ornate desserts.
3. ASS!!!
1. -Dude, my easy bake oven is on the fritz, I've had nothing but ornate milkshakes for days!
-Lay off the laxatives, man.
2. Philip takes it in the easy bake oven.
3. -The door to my easy bake oven is jammed!
-Maybe you should lay off the cheese.
-Lay off the laxatives, man.
2. Philip takes it in the easy bake oven.
3. -The door to my easy bake oven is jammed!
-Maybe you should lay off the cheese.
by Kieffer Prestwich December 19, 2008
A gay little oven designed so small that the cool kids will be able to steal it, further lowering your child's self-esteem.
My Easy Bake Oven fits perfectly in my footlocker, but unfortunately, a gang of rapists from school raided my footlocker and stole it. I am so humiliated.
by Darwin Bradford March 31, 2009
That's It! No more pork and beans for Suzy. I'm tired of her having nightmares and stinking us out of our own bed with her blasted Easy Bake Ovens!
by Pinkponcho May 21, 2011
Anal sex. It is all warm and gooey inside and although it looks like fudge it tastes like shit. But just like your childhood, you really really want it.
by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010
A person who rarely smokes that when they smoke, they will be super baked and not speak to you till next time you pick up, the noun "easy" is derived around the fact that they bake easily.
by captainawesomeicorn November 15, 2012
When you are doing a girl from behind and you stick a blunt, permanently clogging her rectum and light it.
Last night me and Tina where making love until I tried the California Easy Bake on her, I think she died.
by Cyber Fox June 17, 2010