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double dump 

Two people taking a dump simultaneously while sitting on ones lap.
John and Jim had to take a dump, but there was only one toliet so they preformed the double dump. Jim got shit splatter all over johns junk.
double dump by GFKTower December 16, 2008

double dump 

taking two shits in immediate succession of each other. taking yet another shit when you've just finished a shit. happens especially after a night of heavy drinking, when you've just finished a serious beer shit, the ass juice isn't yet evaporated, you're getting off the crapper and you realize you have to go again. can be used as verb or noun.
fuck me i got so locked last night at paddy's stag, i had to double dump this morning.
dude, it's been half an hour and still smells. that must have been some serious double dump you did.
double dump by pintofharp September 22, 2011

double dump 

A rigid (not a semi) dump truck pulling a trailer, which is also a dump truck.
Road crews often transport gravel and asphalt by double dump to save on fuel and to pay only one driver instead of two.
double dump by Nutjob R/T October 6, 2009

Double Dump 

when one takes a dump eats it and takes another dump that includes the previous dump infused with the secondary dump
i took a dump, ate it, had mickky d's and then took another dump, witch makes it a Double Dump

Double Dump 

mostly occurs the morning after a heavy drinking session. When someone is sitting on the toilet clearing their bowels and they suddenly have to throw up as well - both "exit pipes" are in full flow as vomit and excrement both leave the body by their respective routes.

Usually accompanied before and after by groans of "oh god" "never again" or "oh shit" and requires someone else to clean up the mess as the double dumper is too worn out to do much more than wipe their ass.
did you here that ? sounds like "Johny" has just done a Double Dumper. I ain't cleaning that up

Double Dump 

When you drop yo load inside your girl twice in one night.
Guy:Hey want to fuck tonight?
Girl:Sure how about a double dump?
Guy:We gon' need plan B tomorrow