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double-bag 

Uhhh when you place 2 bags around an item you're trying to carry??? You fuckin idiots
I asked the bagger to double-bag my groceries because the last time I went shopping my family-size jar of mayonnaise fell fucking straight to my kitch floor.
double-bag by Jeff Double-bag October 16, 2008

double bag it 

To use two condoms at once.
John paused and remarked, "I bet she's got a cabbage patch snatch, you'd better double bag it."
double bag it by mihailoff February 20, 2005

Double Bag Job 

Similar to Paper bag job.
A double bag job is a term used to describe a woman so ugly, 2 bags would be needed during sex. One for her, and one for you, just incase the one for her ripped.
nice body, but a fuck ugly face. Paper bag job? Nah, Really fuck ugly face, double bag job...

double-bag it

To use two condoms when banging a bitch.
Double-bagging it with that dirty ho saved me from getting AIDS and syphilis, but unfortunately I still ended up with gonorrhea, herpes, hepatitis B, C, P, and W, crabs, lobsters, and shrimp.
double-bag it by Nick D December 3, 2003

Double Bag It 

Putting two rubbers on your cock before fucking a dirty whore (if you don't want any of the bitch's diseases)
A smart guy would double bag it before fucking Lindsay Hohan!
Double Bag It by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Double Bag Rule 

One of the rules being discussed to be added into NFL Rules taking effect for the 2011 season. This rule states that "If the fan base of said team is so ugly, it is required that the people at the stadium as well as the viewers at home wear paper bags over their heads” It seems strange to require a viewer at their own home to wear a bag over their head, but the NFL insists this is for their own safety. Fans of certain teams (such as the Lions, Browns, and Colts) are so ugly that accidental viewing could cause temporary blindness. The philosophy behind this is if strong winds come through the stadium and blow the bags off of the fans heads you are still protected from viewing them by the bag placed over your own head.
Jake was such an ugly fan that the double bag rule was enforced as he entered Ford Field
Double Bag Rule by Bear Down June 16, 2011