Keepin' the Dog in the Bath

The physical act of not only inserting ones testicle into another's anus during sex, but keeping it there for as long as possible. Generally anal sex is conducted before doing this in an effort to essentially "loosen things up." This "move" is performed by perves and shady boombastiqua's alike and is only recommended for such types (see shaddy boombastique). People on steroids with something to prove may actually attempt to insert both testicles simultaniously, although many believe this to be impossible (including myself).
*Note: "This shit is hard."
**Note: Keep in mind that you are on your own. Post-coital conversation following this act may be extremely awkward.

"Last night, I (Jon Yi) kept the dog in the bath for like 10 seconds. That shit hurt so bad but isn't it cool that I can say I did it? Isn't that cool?"

"I kept the dog in the bathtub for a personal record of 5 seconds one time. I wasnt walking the next day though."

by Jaminsky March 30, 2005

putting the dog in the bath

When a guy puts one of his balls in someone's butt hole.

I was putting the dog in the bath but it wouldn't cooperate.

by AngryDog December 10, 2008

two dogs in a bath tub

When you try to stuff a set of nuts in a woman's asshole. In turn is as impossible as washing "two dogs in a bath tub".

"This bitch's ass was so loose that I had to give her the two dogs in a bath tub treatment."

by jgf July 19, 2006

two dogs in the bath tub

It's where a women is in doggy style and 2 men shove the cock in her ass at the same time in a violent matter, leaving pubic hair on her ass and after you jizz in her ass, it will leak out and stick to the hair, looking like a hairy ass, or dogs ass

Dude, me and jon put two dogs in the bath tub at jenny's house last night and she was screaming until we jizzed in her ass and she calmed down!

by partyboyneil August 24, 2008

Giving the dog a bath

Putting your balls in a woman's vagina. Just like giving a dog a bath, it just won't stay in there.

Dude. I was to giving the dog a bath but my Jessica wouldn't let me. Now I got cold balls.

by Scout was fat. March 17, 2016

give the dog a bath

giving the dog a bath is when a male stuffs the twig and berries in his girls mudbucket and keeps it there as long as possible. if you've ever tried to get a dog in the bathtub, and keep him there, you know exactly why this act is so named.

after a romantic dinner, i decided to give the dog a bath, but the as soon as i got everything in, they squirmed out and i couldnt get them back in.

by nutgrapes February 11, 2011

Dog Bath

A dog bath is when you attempt to fit your balls into someone's a-hole. They just won't go in, much like trying to give a dog a bath.

So I was doing this girl and I tried to give her a dog bath.

by Victor, Chris, Jon, and Seth April 30, 2004