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A total cow and selfish girl that should learn some manners before opening her mouth to speak trash about others
Ugh Ditzy called Chloe annoying, how rude
Ditzy by Maria Dreemurr February 21, 2017
Ditzy/Ditz/Dits: derogative/insult—

Uses: To call someone a ‘Ditzy’ person or a ‘Ditz/Dits’ is to insult a persons intellect. More commonly used to attack the intellect of a woman after displaying certain behaviors. But, can also refer to men or other animals like a pet.

Ditzy Behaviors: to label a person a Ditz is to label them—all at once—stupid in a silly manner, lacking all common sense in terms of structural forethought, repeatedly clumsy, and usually displaying clueless happiness, and clueless social attributes.
“Tabitha is such a nice girl but damn she’s a ditz.”

“Marybeth is a horrible person but at least she’s ditzy, and won’t go far.”

“Think straight, Don’t be a ditz!”

“You’re Dog is so silly, he can’t focus on anything! Haha!” — “Yeah, He’s kind-of a ditzy boy, but I love him! He can’t help it!”
Ditzy by Seani Monsta February 13, 2021
A descriptor used to define a total brick-brained bozoid that lacks the motor skills of a competent individual.
"Hey look Landon, that lady over there just ran into a wall and dropped her keys, wallet, and phone!"
"Boy, she's quite ditzy"
Ditzy by WHYOWE1 January 3, 2023
Do wap a diddly ditzy
Ditzy by Porkypigpiglet September 14, 2023

Ditzy Wendy 

(noun; adj)Girls in your neighborhood that have more money than you and think they're better than everybody else. They are almost always white. They all look alike, including Blonde or light brown hair (including blonde highlights). They're extremely white yet they're this horrific fake-bake color in between a tangerine and wheat bread. Also, they walk around in packs, and often go shopping in packs. They always have boyfriends, and when they don't have boyfriends they're life is meaningless. They get by life by pouting their lips, pushing up their boobs, and twirling their blonde hair. They are Brooklyn's equivlent to a Valley Girl. They also love getting drunk and taking pictures of their drunken state and photos of them making out with other Ditzy Wendys. They almost always have a Myspace account.
"The girl's who go to that private catholic school are a buncha Ditzy Wendy's!"
Ditzy Wendy by marykateolsen February 10, 2006

Ditzy Gaakey

The internet’s most notorious ripoff of Diggy Gorgonzola
Ditzy gaakey is just as cool as diggy Gorgonzola
Ditzy Gaakey by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022