More dangerous and skilled than FBI.
The Directioners found Paul's yeabook pictures, Zayn's and Niall's and Louis' bebos, and Harry's and Liam's myspaces'. They get One Direction related topics top-trending on Twitter daily on average and can analyse the shit out of everything they do based on choice of words, facial expressions, appearances and actions. News about One Direction spread amongst the Directions faster than Niall can devour a chicken wrap, double portion of curly chips, 5 hot chicken wings, and a corn on the cob.
The Directioners found Paul's yeabook pictures, Zayn's and Niall's and Louis' bebos, and Harry's and Liam's myspaces'. They get One Direction related topics top-trending on Twitter daily on average and can analyse the shit out of everything they do based on choice of words, facial expressions, appearances and actions. News about One Direction spread amongst the Directions faster than Niall can devour a chicken wrap, double portion of curly chips, 5 hot chicken wings, and a corn on the cob.
Person 1: Did you hear, Zayn just bought celery and a frying pan.
Person 2: When?
Person 1: Like, four minutes ago.
Person 2: How do you know, they're on the other side of the world?
Person 1: I'm a Directioner.
Person 2: When?
Person 1: Like, four minutes ago.
Person 2: How do you know, they're on the other side of the world?
Person 1: I'm a Directioner.
by Hazzabo June 15, 2012
One fandom that you don't want to mess with. Dont mess with directioners unless you have a death wish.
by ✌ Lé. Big. Bri. Theory ✌ June 7, 2015
Directioners are the craziest, scariest, horniest fandom out there. Known for blogging 24 hours a day and writing the best gay smut that you will ever read, directioners are secretly insecure but hide it with amazing humour. Directioners have terms for everything: Fake Fans, supporting people together, young fans, girlfriends, etc. Many common, carrot-y inside jokes include 10.2 inches, carrots, spoons, cats, mirrors, etc.
Do not mess with a directioner or make fun of their ships, because they will most likely yell and then blog about it.
Do not mess with a directioner or make fun of their ships, because they will most likely yell and then blog about it.
Person1: Hey, Why does Becky look so tired?
Person2: She's a directioner. She was probably up all night reading gay smut.
Person2: She's a directioner. She was probably up all night reading gay smut.
by Auden West May 29, 2013
Directioners are fangirls who are totally obsessed with the UK Boyband One Direction who leak a whole album(not just songs), hacks security in the boy's hotels and shops. They fight with other fandoms and hate on celebrities like Taylor Swift and The Wanted. They give new directioners fake information about them and they give intelligent comebacks at people who insult the boys. They burn people if necessary and suspend verified accounts. They stay in their rooms the whole day to fangirl over them and blog about them but only come out to eat food. Directioners call people 'carrots' when they pronounce Louis's name as 'Lewis', when they get hold of the wrong information about the boys, tell them about the mushroom joke and say 'extraordinharry', 'amazayn', 'phenomeniall', 'fabulouis' or 'brilliam'. They are the meanest fandom who make fun of other fandoms. Celebrities also admit that they are crazy. They even found the boy's exact times and hospitals they were born. They even stole Liam's boxers and they found their penis sizes. They are the only fandom that can laugh like crazy, cry and look #done within 4 seconds.Elounor and Larry shippers fight with each other all the time. YEAH WE'RE THE WORST!!
Peasant:"Ew one direction is so ugly and gay!!"
Directioners:"I hope you get motorboated by a porcupine or given a blowjob by a motherfucking shark."
Other fandoms: You insult us, we insult you back.
Directioners: You insult us, we turn your insults into a joke. We use reaction pictures and make you as uncomfortable as humanly possible.
Stupid:"Why do you love 1D? They'll never love you back.
Directioners:"Why do you breathe? You're gonna die anyway."
Boy:" They are only famous for their looks "
Directioner:"Yeah so I bought their album just to listen to their face."
Irrelevant person:"One Direction has no talent."
Directioners:"I don't wanna be around you. I don't want you in my environment. I don't want you in the motherfucking city. If I could move to Jupiter, I would but I wouldn't be able to motherfucking breathe."
Directioners:"I hope you get motorboated by a porcupine or given a blowjob by a motherfucking shark."
Other fandoms: You insult us, we insult you back.
Directioners: You insult us, we turn your insults into a joke. We use reaction pictures and make you as uncomfortable as humanly possible.
Stupid:"Why do you love 1D? They'll never love you back.
Directioners:"Why do you breathe? You're gonna die anyway."
Boy:" They are only famous for their looks "
Directioner:"Yeah so I bought their album just to listen to their face."
Irrelevant person:"One Direction has no talent."
Directioners:"I don't wanna be around you. I don't want you in my environment. I don't want you in the motherfucking city. If I could move to Jupiter, I would but I wouldn't be able to motherfucking breathe."
by Harryseyeball May 24, 2014
aliens that came down to earth to invade humans by singing loudly "bAby YoU LiGhT uP mY wOrLd LiKe NoBoDy ElSe", cry all day long over the hiatus and louis saying "i LiKe GiRLs WhO eAt CaRrOtS" and hack harry's mom's icloud to find larrys proofs but find hendall's pictures instead.
larrystylinson_28: my mom just told me what's wrong bc i was singing and crying infinity since 11am. And it's 7pm. Guess i'm not ok i-
imiss1ddd.mitam: OMGGGG GUYS I JUST FOUND AN UNSEEN PICTURE OF ZAYN AND LOUIS IN 2010 I MISS ZOUIS SO BAAAD I'M GONNA CRY BYYE.
loueh.isobviously: us directioners are CRAZY i can't believe we really hacked an airport's cameras just to watch them doing nothing for 10 minutes straight i-
imiss1ddd.mitam: OMGGGG GUYS I JUST FOUND AN UNSEEN PICTURE OF ZAYN AND LOUIS IN 2010 I MISS ZOUIS SO BAAAD I'M GONNA CRY BYYE.
loueh.isobviously: us directioners are CRAZY i can't believe we really hacked an airport's cameras just to watch them doing nothing for 10 minutes straight i-
by carrotboy.ftdt19 January 25, 2021
People who are obsessed with 1D.(short for one direction)
They Scream their head off when they hear their song on radio, and other public places. They hate directionator.
They Scream their head off when they hear their song on radio, and other public places. They hate directionator.
Every Directioner like little things!
by Ain'tnobodygottimeforthat September 24, 2013
Is a person who stans the British-Irish boyband one direction. They are a fan base who basically worship the boys. They have been with them since they were the boys on the stairs, they know how many 'R's there are, they know who Kevin is, and they know what Larry is.
by OneDirectionVamps February 17, 2017