More dangerous and skilled than FBI.
The Directioners found Paul's yeabook pictures, Zayn's and Niall's and Louis' bebos, and Harry's and Liam's myspaces'. They get One Direction related topics top-trending on Twitter daily on average and can analyse the shit out of everything they do based on choice of words, facial expressions, appearances and actions. News about One Direction spread amongst the Directions faster than Niall can devour a chicken wrap, double portion of curly chips, 5 hot chicken wings, and a corn on the cob.
Person 1: Did you hear, Zayn just bought celery and a frying pan.
Person 2: When?
Person 1: Like, four minutes ago.
Person 2: How do you know, they're on the other side of the world?
Person 1: I'm a Directioner.