A phrase used when you are annoyed, a miner term if you are frustrated.
If you scuffed a football shot you would say 'cunt monkey!!' in frustration
and anger
by Robert Stevensonn April 9, 2006
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1. An adjective to describe an extreme douche bag
2. A monkey that looks like a vagina
(2 dudes arguing)
Dude 1: You're a piece of shit!
Dude 2: Well you're a cunt-monkey!
by DuckyDuckDuck December 5, 2017
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an extremely irritating person. Someone who is just so annoying that no sensible phrase will fit.
stop doing that..you flying cunt monkey!!!! you are irritating the fuck out of me!!
by Donna-louise January 3, 2009
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(Not to be confused with little cheeky monkey)

A small unrestrained belligerent child, often, but not limited to, the product/offspring of parents that have immigrated from the sub continent

More often than not seen travelling at speed in the back seat of a vehicle, but can also be found frolicking in the front seat while the parents are on their mobile phone, wearing seatbelts and completely oblivous to whats going on, not only in the car, but also on the road.
Look at that little cunt monkey jumping around on the back seat, their parents must hate them or they would be wearing a seatbelt
by The Asylum February 27, 2023
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The scum sucking cutomer at a twenty four hour service station that expects the attendant to get out of his seat to serve food at 2am when you are half way through a twelve hour night shift
The Monkey Cunt wanted food from the back of the store, he should know I only serve petrol,no food.
by Juan Hunglow April 20, 2010
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Description of a black person

same as: Wog, black person, nigger, coon, darkie, spook, jungle bunny, bushwhacker, nig-nog, golly-wog etc....
"Oi! That fuckin monkey cunt just robbed that 8 year old girl!"
by London_Town October 27, 2007
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When you arguing with your homey and you need a smooth ass insult to put that little bitch in his place.
-"you wanna fucking die today homie?"
- " sit the fuck down you gay ass MONKEY CUNT."
by OneUglyAssBitch November 24, 2016
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