Cudge

1. The resulting substance when all possible bodily excretions, waste products, and ejections are combined in a single mixture. The mixture may include blood, excluding any case where it has been purposefully extracted from the body.

"Not a chance I'll drink this cudge"

"Excuse me, miss, it tastes like there is too much semen in my cudge"

"Cudge on me!"

by elixeroflove April 26, 2010

Cudge

An in-grown testicle, or for females a third boob.

Doctor: You have a cudge, a third testicle has grown in.

by Samelemarks January 21, 2008

Cudge

a sensual babe of love, too sensual for the outside world and so kept in a cage by martin and liz

'the last time we made a den, my hair got burnt by cudge'

by shabby January 7, 2008

Cudge

Derived from two words describing a fat woman's vaginal area. By putting 'pudge' and 'cooter' together, 'Cudge' is born. "Cudge" must always be written with a capital C, noting its majesty over all other words in the English language. Secondly, proper punctuation must always follow. Cudge, in itself, IS and can be a sentence, and must have the proper punctuation following it. You must always remember these regulations even when combining with other words such as "Cudgemuffin" or "Cudgycakes". Please continue on in life exercising proper respect for the genius that is Cudge.

"Damn dude, did you see that Cudge?!!"
"AAAAHHH, that Cudge was stank yo!"

by Josh, Courtesy of Head Cudge Haley Jones and Stephanie VanderMaten February 23, 2007

Cudge

A Pixl from the Wii game Super Paper Mario. You find him in a desert and he gives you the ability to swing down your hammer.

I totally smashed that koopa with Cudge!

by VGDefs May 2, 2010

Cudge

A person suffering severe retardation as a result of an incestual birth.

That hillbilly family is chock full of cudges.

by Jebediah August 18, 2003

Cudge

1. (n.) At least 75% overweight.
2. (v.) -ing The act of sitting on people.

1. Look at him! He's gatta be a Cudge!
2. He Cudged that poor little dog...

by TheScaryOne April 29, 2003