-hey man you coming to the cuddle puddle.
-hell yeah man.
by jeffstrongman February 27, 2015
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what is left on the bed after making love to a "squirter"
I met this super hot chick last night, and we had the most awesome sex, but then I had to go out & buy a new mattress because there was an enormous cuddle puddle!
by CLP7 May 5, 2014
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A euphemism for the post-coital wet spot, where circumstance (think college-sized twin bed), necessity (think passing out drunk), or love (think box on demand) requires your after sex cuddling to take place on the wet spot.
Q: "Dude, what was it like hooking up with Jana last night?"

A: "Fantastic. Before last night, I thought the only thing that tight and wet was the water seal at an amusement park. But she did make me sleep in the cuddle puddle, which sucked."
by The Original ARy July 10, 2007
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My wife and I are so in love, and in tune with each other that each night we both hold each other in the cuddle puddle after sex.
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by thurstyg March 5, 2010
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Cum or Vaginal fluid left on a bed, seat, floor, etc. after sex.
I hope you guys didn't leave a cuddle puddle in my bed!
by Jerry November 18, 2004
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A shot of cum released during or after the act of cuddling.
Billy left a cuddle puddle in Suzy's parents bed
by brock star May 4, 2005
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Cuddle Puddle (n.) - An extended period of time during which two or more individuals come together in a warm fuzzy heap on a couch/under a blanket and watch movies and/or play games together whilst snuggling.
Me: I'm so stressed out! What can I do?!

Friend: Let's schedule a cuddle puddle tonight at 8! We can watch chick flicks and play rummy!

Me: Great! I need someone to snuggle me!
by Jek-Jek Marie September 17, 2011
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