when a person asks an obvious question or a question that is so retarded that you just can't even be bothered to answer it.
by beepbeepgg100bitsinthechat July 11, 2018
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by SALacious Bum August 14, 2022
Verb
1. When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates into the womans eyeballs, then shouts "crystal ball"! The reference derives from the crystal balls fortune tellers use to forsee the future. By having the semen in her eyes, the woman can see the potential children of her future.
2. The crystal ball used by gypsy fuckers...
1. When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates into the womans eyeballs, then shouts "crystal ball"! The reference derives from the crystal balls fortune tellers use to forsee the future. By having the semen in her eyes, the woman can see the potential children of her future.
2. The crystal ball used by gypsy fuckers...
"Dude....I totally gave my old lady a crystal ball last night. She was so pissed. Mainly because I fucked up her contact lenses"
by MAN STUFF May 7, 2016
I was bored last thursday, so I went to the Charleston Crystal Ball and it showed me I was going to go dance later that evening.
by Dan Cortez March 7, 2007
Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.
by rperazag June 28, 2010