noun. (croo'-tun) Alternate name for Trans-Neptunian objects (TNOs), a planetoid composed of ice and frozen space cement: possibly a corruption of the words "Tons of Crud" combined with assonance on "Pluto". See Pluton definition 2.
Clyde Tombaugh discovered the first of the Crutons at Lowell Observatory in 1930. It was named named Pluto, a planet, though it fell short of being the more massive Planet X he sought.
by MexicoDoug August 17, 2006
He crutoned me.
by pusssssssssssssay April 20, 2009
by Willie Desharm October 18, 2007
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by Staffro November 4, 2010
the small squares and powder of weed left in the bottom of the bag.
squares being the crutons, and powder being the pepper.
squares being the crutons, and powder being the pepper.
Tanner: "Dude, we're out of bud!!"
Tyler: "nah, we still got them peppered crutons!! Top my "salad" bowl with 'em!"
Tyler: "nah, we still got them peppered crutons!! Top my "salad" bowl with 'em!"
by Tyler Beast April 23, 2009
by HVACMAN2000 September 11, 2008