crooked

The real name of a wireless carrier with "unlimited" plans.
Stay away from them, you don't even get what you pay for.
Reception is a joke, sound it's awful, the phones break in no time and customer service is one of the worst in the nation.
Just say "No" to Cricket

Hey, isn't that a Crooked phone? you look so stupid with it.

by SaynotoCrooked July 2, 2010

crooked

1. Of the non-straight quality.
2. To be or act gay.
3. To like someone of the same sex

1. The way she dresses makes her look crooked.
2. Yeah, I am crooked, are you?

by Alexis February 22, 2005

crooked

It means Gay. You see... A non gay person is straight. So then a gay person would have to be crooked.

man i be walking at the mall just chillin when my crooked cuzins cum up and ruin my happiness

by Sum1SUmwehere June 10, 2003

crooked

Gay, fag, likes there own kind

Chris Anserson is so crooked that he does loop-t-loops

by Why do you care? February 23, 2003

crooked

gay or gay like

he wont look at here because he's crooked

by vampyro February 24, 2003

crooked

The reason Matt never gets any and Kevin only gets laid when he is drunk.

There is not enough alcohol in the world to make up for Matt and Kevin's crooked johnson's.

by Wifey March 1, 2003

crook

someone who has committed (or been legally convicted of) a crime

he has done many bad things: he's a crook.

by Humberto Cueva December 10, 2003