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taskbar cover up 

When a person quickly covers their computer screen taskbar with their index finger, hiding its contents from someone else. Most commonly used by people who live with their parents and can't stop looking at internet porn.
Duder 1: "Did I tell you that my dad almost caught me last night? I had to do a taskbar cover up to hide my porn from him."

Duder 2: "What? Didn't you look like a jackass with your finger on the screen the whole time?"

Duder 1: "Yeah, he knew what was up. I should have just told him to get out so I could jerk it. He's cool like that."
taskbar cover up by westfalia December 21, 2009
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Coverspy 

Spying someone's book cover while they're unaware of it.
I had a great coverspy on the train today. A tall, cute boy reading The Omnivore's Dilemma.
Coverspy by Agent AS February 13, 2010

Coverpullen 

Jacking off in a condom, because you ant getting laid.
Yeah I walked on my friend coverpullen, because he never been laid.
Coverpullen by Icehero August 15, 2009

Celebrity ass cover up

A method used to mask the identity of an embarassing booty call by comparing their looks to a celebrity.
Dude 1: "So what did that girl look like man! You slept with her and you're not giving me details!"
Dude 2: "Umm, she was ok... Kind of looked like Margaret Cho..."
Dude 1: "Dude, what the hell? Margaret Cho is not even fine, don't try that celebrity ass cover up on me doggy!"

Cover-up 

When a male uses a shirt that is 1 to 3 sizes too big for the purpose of covering up his boxer shorts and/or the fact that he is sagging.
If you use the cover-up, you won't get yelled at by a teacher for sagging.
Cover-up by southparkrox September 19, 2009

two truck cover up 

When you hit something with your truck, but another truck hits it too, so you don't have to take the blame.
Melodysgrace pulled the old two truck cover up when he crashed his truck into an awning, but a food truck hit it again.

The Cover-Up Game

a game for road trips or whilst drunk in any public place. on any text found in the environment, one covers any word and replaces it with any other word (although traditionally the word used is the most provocative possible, the word Nigger.) The object of the game is to get your friends to bust out laughing loudly at seemingly nothing in public- bonus points awarded if they unthinkingly say the sentence out loud.

Also a Progressive Art Punk band from Fredrikstad, Norway, named for the game.
i went to see the Cover-Up Game last night, and they played Dont Call Me (blank) by NOFX and The Wind Cries (blank) by Jimi Hendrix...