The best country on earth!
(No offense other 193 countries...)
"Where do you live?"
>>"The best country on earth! The United States of America!"
When an optical computer mouse's pointer decides to fly off into a corner of the screen without your consent.
"I can't find my cursor, my mouse must have derked."
"Hey, what's wrong with him today?"
>>"Oh, he's just a gay fish."
When a male uses a shirt that is 1 to 3 sizes too big for the purpose of covering up his boxer shorts and/or the fact that he is sagging.
If you use the cover-up, you won't get yelled at by a teacher for sagging.
The virus that caused a global pandemic in 2009.
"Hey! You were gone for an entire week. What's up?"
"Oh, I got The Swine."
"Ooh, not cool."
The act of going through the list of possible words with the key-stroke combination entered on a standard non-qwerty cell phone using T9.
Sorry I typed that last message wrong. I didn't super-recycle "of" to "me".
"I think I've got The Seasonal Flu."
"At least you don't have The Swine. It's A LOT worse."
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