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12 definitions by southparkrox

 
1.
The best country on earth!

(No offense other 193 countries...)
"Where do you live?"

>>"The best country on earth! The United States of America!"
by southparkrox October 12, 2009
 
2.
When an optical computer mouse's pointer decides to fly off into a corner of the screen without your consent.
"I can't find my cursor, my mouse must have derked."
by southparkrox September 21, 2009
 
3.
Someone who's ego is out of control. Examples include: Kanye West, Bono, and your best friend.
"Hey, what's wrong with him today?"

>>"Oh, he's just a gay fish."

"Oh, OK."
by southparkrox October 12, 2009
 
4.
The virus that caused a global pandemic in 2009.
"Hey! You were gone for an entire week. What's up?"

"Oh, I got The Swine."

"Ooh, not cool."
by southparkrox October 12, 2009
 
5.
The act of going through the list of possible words with the key-stroke combination entered on a standard non-qwerty cell phone using T9.
Sorry I typed that last message wrong. I didn't super-recycle "of" to "me".
by southparkrox September 10, 2009
 
6.
The flu that looks like a pussy compared to The Swine.
"I think I've got The Seasonal Flu."

"At least you don't have The Swine. It's A LOT worse."
by southparkrox October 12, 2009
 
7.
The disease with no cure that happens when someone gets The Swine and The Seasonal Flu at the same time.
"I already got The Seasonal Flu, now I think I got The Swine too."

"Dude, you got The Super, you're fucked."
by southparkrox October 12, 2009