Couchie

Couchie (noun), someone who enjoys the fine art of relaxing on a comfortable couch.

Ernesto loves going out on the town but during the winter months, he's happy being a couchie!

by yesIsaidmeow January 12, 2012

Couchy

A word used to describe something or someone completely dank and/or hot/stoney.

That dude is sooooo f*ckin couchy!
I like your hat, it's super couchy.

by Mama Saraswati March 9, 2012

I bought a couchie for my son yesterday. It was like my couchie when I was younger.

by Marinne April 9, 2019

Sland for being lazy

Damn I'm not goin tonight, I'm feelin' a little couchy

by B.O.G. October 23, 2003

Someone who sleeps on their parents couch until they’re 40 years old because they’re a loser!

Bro Cameron loves to be his moms couchie boy, and she’s almost 80 years old now! What a loser

by Bb _ats April 2, 2019

Couch-like in quality; soft and/or comfortable.

My girlfriend likes to rest her head on my stomach. She says that I'm couchy.

by TheBaldOneMpls April 25, 2005

when you melt wax from a candle then pour it over and in a vagina to harden it shut

erinn was talkin shit so blake whipped out his candle and gave that bitch a couchie cap

by mc3yee December 29, 2011