cope

A useless bastard that has nothing better to do with his time than drink, smoke weed, (pretend to) surf, get AIDS, hump his dog, and cry while he masturbates. Makes fun of others for not living on/near the beaches of San Diego, as if we actually gave a flying fuck. Mother is frequently passed around like it's her job.

The guy Cope is one huge douchbag. See: douchebag , balls if i care , cawww-cawww , ummm helloooo , and Bojangles

by Mrs. Hay February 17, 2005

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cope seethe mald

by Moonkehh December 30, 2021

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An obese Day of Defeat gamer. Frequently visits the forums of the popular DoD fansite, 1911. Where he lacks in skill he makes up in pure stupidity.

Cope: what a HUGE NERD LANing with his <online friends>. o and LAN_MAN nice sunvisor with ur eLeet online alias on it. go outside idiot.

by Escher June 24, 2003

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A dingleberry that won't leave.

After I thought I had fully wiped my ass, I realized that I still had a cope clinging to my backside.

by William Armstrong August 7, 2003

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pov: you bought something, but something better value comes out shortly after.

"Guys, the 5800X is actually pretty go-"
"Cope."

by 0z0ne January 14, 2021

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to pretend ta say somethin' or do somethin' that you aint

ay nigga, that boy tryin' ta cope yo style

by oreoog December 5, 2007

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cope is a chav that lives on his rubber dingy and floats about drinking his white lighting

An example of this is Jamie Bartlet, lives his life on irc as a cover up.

by Ruppert December 19, 2004