coot 

coot

- A shorter version of the word cooter, which basically means vagina. "coot" is less crass-sounding than "cooter". It is probably most similar in connotation to the word twat when referencing a vagina, as opposed to pussy, which has a more sexual connotation and snatch which sounds pretty crass.

- More commonly a "coot" is an older, usually male person, and generally refers to a perceived diminished capacity, uncouthness or senility. Typically said "old coot".

She's got a pretty ugly coot for a pornstar.

That old coot hanging out on his porch all day is always yelling at the kids for no reason.

coot by Laqueshus June 5, 2009

coot 

Something between cute and cool. That's why it is the mix of those words. Coot also sounds like "cute," however it is with double "o," so it is associated with cool.

-I don't hate or dislike my ex-friends because they all were my choices and I had a big journey with them!
-That's so coot, Senna!

coot by pisonik December 6, 2020

Coot 

Clerped way of saying cute. Never say cute this way especially if you're "a girl" with a high pitched voice.

Puppy: Exists
Random Girl: Auuu they're so Coot

Coot by CuunCuunLips January 4, 2022

coot 

coot ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kt)
n.
1. Any of several dark-gray aquatic birds of the genus Fulica of North America and Europe, having a black head and neck, lobed toes, and a white bill.
See scoter.
2. Informal. An eccentric or crotchety person, especially an eccentric old man.

1. That bird, is a coot.
2. Look at that old coot, sitting on his front porch.

coot by Alan Coltrane February 6, 2004

coot 

When something is too cute to say cute.

My girlfriend is so coot.

coot by somenamehere January 8, 2009

Coot 

An adjective used to describe anyone or anything too cool to be just cool. Only to be used in the most extraordinary of situations. Consequently, any misuse of this term results in immediate banishment from the society the abuser had come to know and to love.

Person 1: You know that Person 4?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a pretty cool guy.
Person 3 (ambling into conversation randomly): He's more than just cool, he's coot!
Persons 1 and 2 (in perfect unison, shocked): Gasp! You're right!

Coot by The Infinitely Prolonged July 27, 2010

Coot 

To masterbate or to get pleasured, or to cum

I coot at least five times a day.
I cooted all over the place.
I cooted her in the car as she drove.

Coot by Reilly Clarence Parkes September 4, 2016